Did I forget to tell you I won the toothpaste battle? (Of course I forgot. That news was sooo last Friday.)

Apologies for the crappy photos, but we had to document the moment somehow. Tyler says this is the first time I’ve won, but I don’t believe him. How can it be that I’ve never won this war before?

A few rules were invented after this round. One being that when it really starts getting towards the end, each person can only use a pea-sized amount. Tyler doesn’t like this rule, but I think it keeps some of us (me?) from cheating and using unnecessarily-large globs of toothpaste to sabotage the other person. And I know you’re thinking I did that (because I would) but I didn’t. I was honest and honest can be.

My sister sent me her photo of their current toothpaste war, which made me just about die of laughter:

They have a bit to learn from us (you know, the self-proclaimed toothpaste pros). There’s probably three days or so left in there, but it’s getting close!